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FAQ’s
What people should ask
Good questions like how big is a Baby Born doll?
I’ll get back to you on that and provide measurement charts on all outfits for sale.
Do you make to certain sizes if asked?
Yes I do.
Will your outfits survive normal wear and tear, washing by machine, etc?
Outfits for dogs and dolls are overcast on seams, stretch stitched for durability where needed and made to survive normal day to day wear.
Are all patterns checked before listing so that we know no pieces or instructions are missing?
Why yes they are. Glad you asked.
Can you order in other craft tools and haberdashery?
Yes I can but allow up to two weeks for delivery to me. Happy to provide prices before the order is placed.
These are good questions. They should be asked.
Questions people really ask
How can you find anything with all those boxes and things everywhere?
I can’t. Every day is a new adventure in my house.
Why would a grown woman have a house full of dolls?
I have a daughter. I can blame her for all my doll rescues. Once she becomes too old someone better produce me a grand-daughter and fast.
Are you ever going to train those dogs to do anything useful like sit or stay?
I believe my dogs are free spirits. They’re also not terribly bright except when it comes to acting like they don’t understand basic commands such as get out of my face and stop eating rolls of toilet paper. My training of dogs is unusual but rewarding for me. At the moment Gordon is learning to say arrrr like a pirate. I’m happy with that.
Why are you selling reptile stuff when you don’t even own a snake?
I did own a snake. A childrens python. Its name was "if that thing gets out of its tank I’m moving out". Actually I don’t mind pet snakes. I’m just not "into" them. I like lizards and we are a lizard bed and breakfast in the Summer, bringing them home for a decent meal and releasing them a couple of days later. I love turtles. They’re almost impossible to dress in cute little outfits though.
Aren’t you neglecting your children by spending so much time on the internet?
Actually they don’t ask me that so much as tell me that. Yes I am. I was a very good mother for years. I wiped noses, kept a clean house and acted interested in the most boring of things that they did. They are now teenagers who know everything. To avoid speaking with them means saving lots of money, because the only time they attempt to communicate with me is to complain that they don’t have something that is totally vital to their survival. This is usually brand name clothes, cash for McDonalds or demands for me to stock the cupboards with more junk food and less healthy food because "there is nothing to eat in this house".
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